Since there is only saddness---- MUST READ

Little Jhonny`s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately , the baby was born whithout ears . When the mother came home from the hospital, jhonny`s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, little jhonny`s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything about the baby`s missing ears he would get the spanking of his life. Little Jhonny told his dad he under stood completely. when Jhonny looked in the crab he said,"What a beautiful baby."
The new mother said,"Why, thank you, Little Jhonny."
Jhonny said,"He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beutiful eyes.""Can he see?" asked little Jhonny. 'yes." the mother replided ,"we are so thankful; the doctor said he will have 20/10 vision.""thats great little Jhonny replieded,"cuz he`d be in trouble if he needed glasses

didn't anticipate the end.

LOL

Copper and his favourite people, lol.

Teacher;"Jhonny, can you give the names of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace in peoples live?"

Little Jhonny:"Drin-king, Smo=king, and fuc-king

Who is it ??????

Milk_pike wrote:Teacher;"Jhonny, can you give the names of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace in peoples live?"

Little Jhonny:"Drin-king, Smo=king, and fuc-king

xD

B***h I`LL BURN TIS M*TH*R F****R TI THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT?
.... Sir,calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets.

Milk hahahah i love your sence of humor.

Thanks

Np, lol.

Those r funny jokes milk

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE *
you`re at school not jersey shore
You`re a slutty orange mess
PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS


I DID NOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THIS 1

LOL, thats funny hahahahaha

You know ive never lost in mumma jokes.

This post seems to be deteriorating a bit as regards level of taste, so I shall provide humor at the expense of others, which is always tasteful. Also, on account of rule 34, I will not be posting any further content from google images, as the process of finding this one alone has poisoned the remainder of my morning.

xSiCkBUILD wrote:You know ive never lost in mumma jokes.

o really i allways loose

neither has your mom

xSiCkBUILD wrote:You know ive never lost in mumma jokes.

Yo mamma so fat she couldn't even f*cking jump to conclusions

As for
fuc-King and Drin-king and smo-king ..... ROFLMAOQWERTY

Little Johnny and susie

Susie lets play firetruck susies say"ok, how do we play"
Little johnny replies "i will move my hand up ur leg i when u say red light we stop." ok replies susie so they play and johnny moves his hand up and susie Says RED LIGHT RED LIGHT little johnny say Firetrucks dont stop for red lights

Like if u get it

Okay I think we've had enough of the language. If you're going to post a joke that's fine but keep in mind it needs to be appropriate. That also goes for useless curse words that have no reason.

Example:

Yo mamma so fat she couldn't even f*cking jump to conclusions

For the most part the rules still apply on the forums.

Is this ok

Your mama so poor the council took away her carboard box

Milk_pike wrote:Little Johnny and susie
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Like if u get it

I get it, but that one's too old. The jersey shore poem was admittedly clever, but also too crude for the forum. Just try and raise the humor up a bit, it would be a shame to have another fun post get locked, which we will do if this becomes a problem. I'm sure you can concoct decent stories.

Also, the further above joke would seem ok to the standards described.

ok i understand no more crude jokes that will be bad on the forums